Does anyone else find this hysterically funny?

"In one instance, in 1346, Philip VI gave Edward III a choice of the next Thursday, Sunday, or Tuesday as a battle date, but Edward simply refused."

Just me? Right. Moving on.

In tonight's other exciting research news, Joan of Arc was prophesied by Merlin. And the Sibyl. No, this is not research for my fiction. It is for the dissertation. Seriously.